[Note to other Ghataks: This is just the first draft. You will be added!]

Dramatis Pesonae:

Baba a.k.a Ajoy K Ghatak; absent minded professor

Ma a.k.a. Gopa Ghatak; efficiency extraordinaire

Poopdawg a.k.a. Amitabh Ghatak; less said the better

BB a.k.a. Kamayani Ghatak; future citibank head

Dada a.k.a. Arjun Ghatak; CEO, McLardo Enterprises

DMF a.k.a. Divya Ghatak; the awesome sis-in-law

Aru a.k.a. Arijeet Ghatak; Star Wars Obsessor